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TONY'S ONLINE TIPS
for Friday, April 4, 2008
What's that, Lassie? Tony's in the well?
My friend Mark Evanier uses a can of Campbell's soup when his hectic life prevents him from blogging for a day or so. I figured it was well past time I came up with my own image to serve the same purpose. I went with Lassie.
My pathetic reason for not bringing you an all-new Tony's Online Tips today is that some things have happened this week that have really pissed me off. I don't think I should write about them - and I'm not going to write about them - but I need a brief timeout before I can write about anything else.
You have my sincere apologies.
I'll be back on Monday.
Tony Isabella
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THE "TONY" SCALE
ZERO: Burn your money before buying any comic receiving this rating. It doesn't *necessarily* mean there's absolutely nothing of value here - though it *could* - but whatever value it might possess shrinks into insignificance before its overall awfulness.
ONE: Buy something else. Maybe I found something which wasn't completely dreadful in the item, but not enough for me to recommend it when there are better comics available. I only want what's best for you, my children.
TWO: Basic judgment call. I found some value, but not enough to recommend it. My review should give you enough info to decide if you want to take a chance on it. Are you feeling lucky today, punk? Well, are you?
THREE: This denotes something I find perfectly respectable. There are better books out there, but I wouldn't regret buying this item. Based on my review, you should be able to determine if it's of interest to you. Let the Force guide you.
FOUR: I recommend anything earning this rating. Unless you don't like the genre, subject matter, or past work of the creators, I believe you'll enjoy this item. Isn't it uncanny how I can look right into your soul that way?
FIVE: Anything getting this rating is among the best comicdom has to offer. You should buy/read this, even if the genre/subject matter doesn't appeal to you. It's for your own good. Me, I live for comics and books this good...but not in a pathetic "Comic-Book Guy" sort of way.
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